Humor Corner
- Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
- Teacher: “Class we have only a half a day of school this morning” Students: Hooray! Teacher: “We have the other half this afternoon.”
- Important Sign: “Do not walk past the end of the pier.”
- A car stalled at the intersection. The light cycled through green, yellow and red several times. A policeman approached the driver and said: “Excuse me! But didn’t we have a color you liked.”
- I have a large sea shell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.
- There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.
- I got a new shadow. I got rid of the old one. It wasn’t doing what I was doing.
- Right now I am having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
- The nice thing about being senile. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
- The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and doesn’t stop until you stand up to speak in public.
- Sometimes I awake at night and ask: “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me: “This is going to take more than one night.”
- My parents were so poor, they got married for the rice.
- Hatchet—What hen does to an egg.
- If a long dress is evening wear, What is a suit of armor? Silverware.
- Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up which I will not put.
- You know it’s a bad day, when your income tax refund check bounces.
- Arcade - A kind of lemonade served on Noah’s Ark.
- Deposed kings are a throne away.
- All of us could take a lesson from the weather, It pays no attention to criticism.
- Deposed kings are a throne away.
- What do you get when you divide the diameter of a pumpkin by its circumference? Pumpkin PI.
- I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said stop going to those places.
- Vegetarian: Native American definition of a lousy hunter.
- If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
