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Upcoming Events
NOV

18

SUN
All Church Conference
10:30 AM to 2:00 PM
10:30 am Combined Worship
11:30 am Soup Lunch
11:45 am SPRC meets with District Superintendent
1:00 pm All Church Conference
NOV

21

WED
Singles Luncheon Group
12:30 PM to 2:30 PM
Singles Luncheon Group – meets 3rd Wednesday of each month. For ALL singles (widowed, never been married, divorced, etc.) Check announcements for location each month. June's Meeting place to be announced. Contact Lois Brighten 360-412-7933
Brass Bell Choir
6:30 PM to 7:30 PM
Choir Practice
7:30 PM to 8:30 PM
NOV

22

THU
Bread of Life Study
10:30 AM to 11:30 AM
NOV

28

WED
Brass Bell Choir
6:30 PM to 7:30 PM
Choir Practice
7:30 PM to 8:30 PM
NOV

29

THU
Bread of Life Study
10:30 AM to 11:30 AM
DEC

02

SUN
Craft & Bake Sale
9:00 AM to 12:30 PM
By popular request, we will again hold an in-house Craft and Bake Sale on Sunday, December 2 between and after services. All proceeds will be designated for the Church’s General Fund. Now’s the time to decide how you can use your special craft or baking talent to join in the fun. Think jams, jellies, pies, cakes, breads, cookies, fudge, knit items, quilts, baby clothes, table runners, Christmas items, paintings, pottery. Detailed information will be in the November Nexus or you can contact co-facilitators Jan Green (360-943-9290) or Sharlyn Russell (360-943-8199) at any time.
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Humor Corner

  • A car stalled at the intersection. The light cycled through green, yellow and red several times. A policeman approached the driver and said: “Excuse me! But didn’t we have a color you liked.”
  • I have a large sea shell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.
  • There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.
  • I got a new shadow. I got rid of the old one. It wasn’t doing what I was doing.
  • Right now I am having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
  • The nice thing about being senile. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
  • The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and doesn’t stop until you stand up to speak in public.
  • Sometimes I awake at night and ask: “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me: “This is going to take more than one night.”
  • My parents were so poor, they got married for the rice.
  • Hatchet—What hen does to an egg.
  • If a long dress is evening wear, What is a suit of armor? Silverware.
  • Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up which I will not put.
  • You know it’s a bad day, when your income tax refund check bounces.
  • Arcade - A kind of lemonade served on Noah’s Ark.
  • Deposed kings are a throne away.
  • All of us could take a lesson from the weather, It pays no attention to criticism.
  • Deposed kings are a throne away.
  • What do you get when you divide the diameter of a pumpkin by its circumference?  Pumpkin PI.
  • I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said stop going to those places.
  • Vegetarian: Native American definition of a lousy hunter.
  • If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
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